الرئيسية
من طرف السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
اليوم راح نتعلم انكليزي بطريقة الفكاهة
وما عليكم الا تختبروا قدراتكم بالترجمة
ولا تنسوا تبتسموا عالفكاهة البسيطة
طبعا وانا معكمبالاختبار
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Wife:Honey.......What are you looking for ?
Husband:Nothing.
Wife:Nothing......?You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband:I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Question: What is the difference between mother and wife ?
Answer: One woman brings you into this world crying ............
and the other ensures you continue to do so .
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Wife :Do you want dinner ?
Husband :Sure ,what are my choices?
Wife: Yes or NO
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Girl: When we get married ,I want to share all your worries ,troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It is avery kind of you darling; but I do not have any worries or troubles!
Girl: Well ,that is because we are not married yet .
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Father to son after exam : Let me see your repot card.
Son :My friend just borrowed it !He wants to scare his parents.
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Wife :You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office .Why?
Husband :When there is aproblem ,no matter how impossible .I look at your picture and the problem disappears .
Wife :You see ,how miraculous and powerful I am for you .
Husband :Yes ,I see your picture and say to myself : what other problem can there be greater than this one .
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اليوم راح نتعلم انكليزي بطريقة الفكاهة
وما عليكم الا تختبروا قدراتكم بالترجمة
ولا تنسوا تبتسموا عالفكاهة البسيطة
طبعا وانا معكمبالاختبار
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Wife:Honey.......What are you looking for ?
Husband:Nothing.
Wife:Nothing......?You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband:I was just looking for the expiry date.
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Question: What is the difference between mother and wife ?
Answer: One woman brings you into this world crying ............
and the other ensures you continue to do so .
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Wife :Do you want dinner ?
Husband :Sure ,what are my choices?
Wife: Yes or NO
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Girl: When we get married ,I want to share all your worries ,troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It is avery kind of you darling; but I do not have any worries or troubles!
Girl: Well ,that is because we are not married yet .
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Father to son after exam : Let me see your repot card.
Son :My friend just borrowed it !He wants to scare his parents.
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Wife :You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office .Why?
Husband :When there is aproblem ,no matter how impossible .I look at your picture and the problem disappears .
Wife :You see ,how miraculous and powerful I am for you .
Husband :Yes ,I see your picture and say to myself : what other problem can there be greater than this one .
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